Wednesday, March 16, 2011

According to the bible Sarah Palin should stone her daughter to death for having sex before marriage

All those airport screenings should count as mammograms.

That's the least they could do for us. They should give us copies and we could take them to our doctors, dentists, etc. They could hire a doctor at the airport that could give us a report at the end of the screening

I.r. -- Marin Say...I didnt even think of that..i gotta go in July. Maybe I should gt in line with a bottle of shampoo, gt my xray then kicked off. Hmmm.

Susana Cook-- with a bottle of shampoo and a pair of tweezers you might even get your dental records up to date.

I.r. -- Marin Damn..i made an appt for that too!

Susana Cook ‎-Are you going to check a bag? Do you want a reading or copy of your screening? Both breasts, full mouth, full body?

I.r. Marin Hmm..what should I bring if I need a CAT scan? I also need to check for Osteoporosis...i hear airport screeners are the best. And what if I want to get a second opinion..which airport do i go to for that?Friday at 7:46am · Unlike · 1 person

Susana Cook -- CAT scan only in international flights. Make sure you carry fresh fruit, mosquitoes and tell them that you spent a lot of time in a farm in close contact with sick looking animals

I.r. Marin -- i might also need massage what do i do to get tossed around by burly security officials? 

Susana Cook -- I.r as a Latina lesbian you should get your massage therapy without asking. A Che Guevara tee shirt might help though. Otherwise you can hide a coin in your pants. I also have a tee shirt that Fulana gave me: Not Gay as in Happy but Queer as in Fuck You. It has a picture of a woman pointing a gun. It's great for airports. 

I.r. Marin -- Ur right I should get it without I do have the Che socks, however...i think i should lose the military jackets. After all, I dont want to be tackled before I get on line!