Turdo – Do you really have something to say?
Zoretenz – My ass. It is hurting, my ass
Turdo– Why is that?
Zoretenz– I have a big piece of shit that doesn’t want to come out
Turdo – Oh, no. It’s so big! I can see it!
Zoretenz – Can you help me to get it out?
Turdo – Look what a big piece of shit he has there!
– Oh, awful!
Zoretenz – Can you help me to get it out?
Turdo – How did you get such a big piece of shit in there? Were you eating a lot?
Zoretenz– Oh, please, get it out! Get it out!
Turdo– I don’t think we can get that thing out. I think it’s stuck in there for ever
Zoretenz– Oh, no! Will I have to live forever with this big piece of shit inside me?
Turdo – Yes, I think so
Zoretenz – Oh, no!
Turdo – It’s your soul
Zoretenz – What? That is the soul? I have a soul?
Turdo – Yes, you have a soul and it is stuck in there. It is not going anywhere
Zoretenz – Are you sure this is not some kind of turd that is supposed to get out through a natural digestive tube or something, like the anus?
Turdo– No, I told you. It’s stuck in there. It’s too big
Zoretenz – Oh, I have a big soul
Turdo– A very big soul
– It stinks. Get it out already!
Zoretenz– Alright, alright. I’ll put on my pants.
