We forgot everything about the duct tape. What a shame, because we still don’t know where Osama Bin Laden is. He could be anywhere. People should seal their holes, all of them. Take the outlets for example. Nobody knows where those holes go, not even electricians know. And we still know nothing about how those terrorist networks work. A couple of weeks ago, a family in Kansas was going on vacation and they decided to unplug the air conditioner, leaving the holes of the outlet open. Then, they heard the voice of Osama Bin Laden coming through the holes. They didn’t know Arabic, so they couldn’t understand what he was saying. They were terrified, they called some neighbors, but they didn’t understand Arabic either. They all realized that duct tape was a very good tool against terrorism. They appreciated the efforts of the government in this preventive action against bacteriological weapons , nuclear weapons, chemical weapons and cancer.
Cancer kills more people than terrorism, so our government decided that every American Citizen will undergo a Chemotherapy treatment, sponsored by our most respectable pharmaceuticals.